More Birthday Fun

I invited some cute girls to my party. They were like putty in my hands.

Here is my bud Eli. He told me he has been practicing to be a male model so he has to work on his model face. Keep up the good work.

I think my dad is forcing me to like baseball. I think I am left handed so to become the breadwinner in the family I need to be a good pitcher.

How many cows had to die to make this dad?? The horror. That's one less milk maker out there.