Um, dad, the sun. It's pretty bright. Can we not put my face right into it?
So, I look pretty fat in this one, but it's just the angle. The camera adds 10 lbs, which is almost double my weight.
Dad kept telling everyone that he liked holding me because it made him look tanner. I don't see much difference.
Pretty proud of myself today. I swam in a big bathtub today. I hope it was OK to pee in this bathtub.
Can a little guy get a drink around here? It is HOT.
Hopefully mom knows I can't swim yet. I am going to hold on a little tighter.
So my mom and dad left me a second time so they could go out for their 4 year anniversary. Apparently they had a nice dinner on the beach while I stayed with grandma and grandpa.

I hate birds, although we have something in common and that is we both poop ALOT.
This is me about 5 minutes after my first shots. Mom and dad did not warn me at all about the mean lady with the poker. I got a few punches in on her before she left, and she just thought it was because I couldn't control my arms, but I knew what I was doing.
Here are my battle wounds. I would have preferred this picture not be on the web considering my legs are whiter than paper.

Other times I will lay on my tummy, burp a few times, and knock out a power nap.
This is the aerial view of my power nap.
My friend Matt is much better at sucking his thumb than I am. I can never seem to find that thing.
Here I am with my aunt Natalie. My cousin Gia is trying to push on my soft spot thinking it will make me stick my tongue out.
Here I am with grandma. I haven't blinked in 3 minutes.
Happy mother's day mommy! Can you please put me in pants that go all the way down. There is no flood outside. It doesn't even rain here.
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